Showing posts with label Fort Collins. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fort Collins. Show all posts

Sunday, June 21, 2015

Fathers, Sons and Dunkin' Donuts

Coupons from my father's DDU training manual 
In 1974, my dad spent six weeks at Dunkin’ Donuts University (DDU) in Braintree, MA. While he learned about frying fritters and operating a franchise, my mom and we four boys went about our business in Colorado Springs, Colorado. (Mom told a lumber yard employee that her husband, Jim, had died and asked the stranger if he could help her Cub Scouts with a Pinewood Derby project.)

I was a fifth-grader at Longfellow Elementary, yet I don’t recall learning anything about Henry Wadsworth or reciting “Paul Revere’s Ride.”

After my dad returned from Boston and then moved us to Oklahoma City, Oklahoma—where he opened a Dunkin’ Donuts on Route 66—my ex-classmates wrote to me. I still have the missives written on paper reserved for grade-schoolers learning to improve their penmanship, if not their spelling and punctuation. Greg, for example, wrote, “You are lucky because your dad works in a dunkin donuts (sic) shop, when ever (sic) you want a donut you got one. Boy, you are going to live in paradise!”

Dad made cutting donuts look easy to a ten-year old. On rare occasions, he would place the chrome ringlet-maker in my right hand. I anticipated chopping the dough into perfect circles, just like my father had learned at DDU. I swung my right arm and wrist downward at the doughy blob and anticipated the impact, that flick of the wrist Dad had executed to free the soon-to-be donut from its mother ship.

Thwap. A doughy glob would get stuck in the donut-cutter. (I had latent talent that wouldn’t manifest itself for another decade or so, but that’s another story). Dad then blended the mutant’s remains into the big batch and repeated the process he had learned in Boston.

I could also watch my father through the gigantic rectangular window separating the customers from the master donut maker. He’d roll dough flat, sprinkle cinnamon on top, reshape the mass into a roll—and then with a whack, whack, whack—he’d chop off chunks that would become coffee rolls.

My dad wore splattered batter instead of blush. Cakeup, not makeup. He shouldered the burden: the long, long hours required to feed customers and to earn a living for a growing family.

Less than two years later, we moved back to Colorado—to Fort Collins, where my dad would own an automotive business for more than three dozen years and I would learn that I preferred donut grease to muffler grime.

In 2013, less than a year before Oklahoma City’s Dunkin’ Donut franchisee Misha Goli would announce the expansion of the brand there, he and I chatted about our dads and donuts. His father, Massoud, had also attended DDU and baked... and baked. Misha, a ten-year old in 1992, wanted no part of that. He was all about customer service.

He said, “I used to get the milk crates—I couldn’t reach the cash register because I was too short. So I would always get the milk crate and put that under the cash register, jump up and grab the register with one arm and use the other hand to try to push the buttons and ring the customers up as they were coming in.”

He also remembers that giant rectangular window through which customers could watch bakers in action. “The windows aren’t there anymore,” Misha said. He was quick to add that the family and community spirit is still alive, however.

His father has retired and still lives in Oklahoma. My dad passed away last October, in Fort Collins—a week before Dunkin’ Donuts opened a store there and while I was home here in Boston.

My wife and I flew back to Colorado, and in my dad’s basement she found his Dunkin’ Donuts training manual with that old school logo, letters rounded into a fuchsia-colored coffee cup.

Talk about your full circle.

Sunday, November 23, 2014

On Colorado Eagles’ Wings

Cape Cod, October 2009
I sang “On Eagle’s Wings” from the front pew shared with my brothers. The urn storing my father’s remains rested on a table a few feet in front of us as hundreds of his friends and customers—several wearing hockey jerseys representing Fort Collins Muffler & Automotive—sang, too.

The lyrics, displayed on a white space above the altar, reminded me of Dad’s favorite minor league hockey team, the Colorado Eagles. He had season tickets since 2003, the team’s inaugural season.

On Colorado Eagles’ Wings, I thought.

Dad didn’t attend the Eagles’ home opener on October 25 because of his rapid decline. Alzheimer’s, dementia or whatever other potential undiagnosed disease led him to slip away over the past few years, would claim him two days later. He was ready for the Next Realm, ready to join my mom.

As the service progressed, I continued to think of hockey. Dad, or “Mr. Hockey” as many of his friends referred to him, played a big role in the building of Edora Pool and Ice Center (EPIC) in Fort Collins, CO. My dad was always quick to say that he had a lot of help.

Peter Jacobs, an integral part of that EPIC success and my father's good friend, told me during the reception, “It’s the end of an era.”

Nearly a month has passed since Dad ascended to that loge section in the sky or whatever you want to call Heaven, and “On Eagle’s Wings” continues to comfort me. When it pops into my mental playlist, I think of the drives to Denver to watch the Colorado Rockies and playing with my father and brothers on Wednesday nights—that one game in 1987 as Dad scored the only goal I can recall seeing him get, a tip-in. (Dad’s favorite hockey mantra was “head for the net.”)

These joyful memories balance the sadness I feel and lead me to gratitude. I’m grateful for Dad’s visits to the Land of Ben Affleck (inside joke to those who attended the memorial service), our walks in Maynard, riding the “T” to the TD Garden to watch the Bruins, and our road trips to Lake Placid, Ottawa and Hershey.

As the Colorado Eagles are a dozen or so games into their season and Thanksgiving Day is almost upon us, I find myself grateful for a sound mind that allows me to reflect back to my father’s memorial service once again: I hugged, shook hands and laughed with my dad’s former teammates, opponents and customers; I talked hockey with a father whose son I had coached at EPIC; I chatted with a former Colorado Rockie who had become friends with my dad; I served as a conduit between people who didn’t know how much they had in common.

I wonder now if the hundreds of people singing “On Eagle’s Wings,” realize how much they have enriched my life, how their thoughts and prayers and donations to the Alzheimer’s Association have comforted me.

Thank you, Dear Reader. Whether you knew my dad as a hockey player or horseman (his other great passion), whether you knew him well, met him once or are reading about him for the first time, thank you.

Thank you, too, Father Jan Michael Joncas, for composing “On Eagle’s Wings.”






Sunday, November 06, 2011

Ohlin's Donut Elves

Sunday October 23, 2011
Belmont, MA

While Ernie and his Keebler elves bake their “Uncommonly Good®” Fudge Stripes and Deluxe Grahams in their Hollow Tree Factory, the elves at Ohlin’s Bakery, near the intersection of Trapelo Road and Common Street prepare to serve their chocolate frosted and honey-dipped donuts this Sunday morning.

At 6:00 a.m. and daybreak more than five dozen minutes away, the sublime intersection of glaze and frosting, yeast and cake, transport me to pre-dawn mornings in 1986-87, when I was a donut elf myself, at the bakery in Toddy’s Supermarket, located at the union of Lemay Avenue and Drake Road in Fort Collins, Colorado.

Working during the wee hours, I would stand on cardboard that lay flat in front of the fryer, and I would watch the bottom half of the doughy circles turn golden brown. Time to make the donuts…turn over. Flipping the ringlets with long slender wooden implements, which resembled drumsticks, classical music from a Bad News Bears movie (more commonly known as Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture) played in my mind’s ear.

Back in Belmont, the donuts on display delight the AMHL (and Donut) Photographer and me. As we ponder our donut selection, we engage the elves in conversation.


The eldest elf, a cheery worker wearing a purple top, says she’s worked at Ohlin's sixteen years. “I married one of the bakers,” she explains, smiling and ready to serve customers.

The donut holes seem as big as a fist. Tempting.

The younger elf, in her late teens and wearing a non-uniform purple top, references the honey-dipped donuts. “We bake and sell more of these than any other,” she says.

My wife is sold, not only on their potential flavor but also on the photogenic flair. Bold and beautiful, these donuts are bound for daytime drama and glory. (Later today, the donuts will witness the wonder of the Head of the Charles Regatta.)

I focus on the fudge-like quality of the chocolate frosting. Fresh and thick and moist, the topping bonds with the bottom. One of these darlings might also be featured in a photo. But how will it taste?

We’re about to learn as we sit in our car—until we realize we’ve forgotten to buy coffee—and then must return to the brick edifice.

Once inside the Hollow Tree Factory, er, bakery, I tell the younger elf that the camera crew is right behind me. The teenager strikes a pose as another elf—this one with a tray of donuts—appears from the kitchen.

We learn that this pixie is Ma Elf’s daughter. Ohlin’s, established in the 1960s, appears to be a family business. The pose-striking elf says she feels like part of the family.

“Does that mean I have to pay for college?” Ma Elf asks, an impish grin forming to complement her pointy (not really) ears.

My wife and I buy two more donuts (and the coffee) and then return to our car.

She bites into the Honey-dipped. “Oh my God,” she says as I anticipate the fudgey frosting of the donut before me. But the selfless Photographer offers me a bite of her donut. The high-def honey-dipped is sticky but not overly so and oh so sweet and warm and wonderful.

I sink my incisors into the Chocolate Frosted: The chocolate melts as the yeast condenses. Magic. I sip the French vanilla coffee. The Earth ceases its spinning.

Those Keeblers have nothing on Ohlin’s donut elves.

Monday, May 30, 2011

Memorial Day 2011: True Battlers and Gratitude

Thank you, Nathan Hardy, Michael Koch, and all the true battlers who have lost their lives to protect a hockey (and donut) fan’s freedom to blog about that which I am grateful.

1. Aaron Ward’s comments (May 28 2001, 98.5 The Sports Hub) to Boston Bruins’ fans before Game Seven against the Tampa Bay Lightning: “Be grateful for what you’ve got.”

2. Hockey talk on the radio: Fond memories of the defunct New England Hockey Journal and now 98.5, The Sports Hub

3. Hardy and Trupiano: The ultimate sports talk radio team

4. Coffee and donuts ice cream: The Wagon Wheel Restaurant

5. Donut diversity: Dunkin’ Donuts, Dynamo Donut, Adams Donuts

6. Donut books: Time to Make the Donuts, The Donut Chef, Who Needs Donuts?

7. Hockey writers: Jack Falla, Paul Grant, Jay Atkinson

8. Hockey rinks: Valley Sports, Herb Brooks Arena, EPIC

9. The Boston Bruins’ marketing department: Best of the Bear

10. Timmy Thomas: Top Ten Saves at TSN (merci, Gilbert Cote)

11. Hockey friends on both sides of the 49th

12. The Stanley Cup Finals, Bruins versus Canucks:Win or lose, I’ll enjoy the ride.

Sunday, October 26, 2008

On the Shelf, Part V: Just in Time

“…Nothing hurting. Nothing sore. No one suffers anymore. The doctor’s found a simple cure. Just in time.”

-“When I am I King
Great Big Sea

I miss playing hockey but am trying to count my blessings. The hockey and donut gods (I bet at least fifty percent live in Canada) have followed me more closely than they usually do, perhaps because the lower body injury I incurred six weeks ago is taking its own sweet time in healing. The deities haven’t cured my torn and tender iliopsoas but have delivered other extraordinary gifts.

On October 4th, the AMHL Photographer (a.k.a. my wife) and I watched the Bruins lose to the Islanders, and then we took the Green Line to the Theater District. We went to a comedy show, and a donut fight broke out. Almost. The warm-up dude (dude because he’s from California) for TV’s Craig Ferguson mentioned Krispy Kreme. I heard myself boo. And I wasn’t the only one. We caught him off guard, but the comedian recovered, joking that the audience was coming after him with “pitchforks and torches.”

On October 16th, Fort Collins’s Mr. Hockey (a.k.a. my dad) arrived from Colorado. The next morning, with my wife behind the wheel, we drove to Ottawa. We watched, from section 106, Row D (two rows behind the B’s bench) the Bruins beat the Senators, 4–2. The $176.00 (per seat) was a splurge but well worth it if only for providing a close-up view of Aaron Ward’s mouthpiece. After conducting extensive undercover ops, we returned to Boston—to watch a hockey game on October 20th.

The Bruins, in their home opener, would lose to the Penguins in a shootout, but to watch Mark Stuart during the pre-game ceremony was priceless. In numerical order, Bruin after Bruin heard his name announced and then glided to the blue line. Stuart, (Number 45) watched Aaron Ward (Number 44) embark for the blue line as Stuart waited for his turn. “Number 46, David Krejci.” Stuart, still waiting in the tunnel, shrugged his shoulders and then walked to the back of the line…“Number 91, Marc Savard.” Before the house lights came on and the smoke machine was dissembled, though, Stuart (unannounced) stepped on to the ice and raised his stick to acknowledge the cheering crowd. Then he joined his guffawing teammates.

My own teammates were in the locker room this Thursday morning when, for the first time in six weeks, I was on the ice, a stick in my hands and a helmet on my head. After a few tentative clockwise twirls around Rink Two and then a few counter-clock wise rings around the center face-off circle, I returned to the scene of my injury. Backwards, I crossed my left foot over my right and then vice-versa. No pain. I retrieved a puck, aimed for the seam in the boards, and then wristed a shot toward the target. Right on.

On Friday night, my wife and I and two non-hockey friends were at the Orpheum Theatre for a Great Big Sea show. We listened to front man Alan Doyle segue from one song to another. Boston is a great hockey town, he said, and “Helmethead” is a great hockey song.

“Helmethead,” “When I am King”…they’re Something Beautiful, and they came just in time. “Lucky Me.” Amen.

Sunday, June 08, 2008

AMHL Training, Part II: Back in the Saddle

Continued from Part I

Saturday, June 7

Back in my chestnut-colored chair at the computer desk, I’m listening to the New England Hockey Journal Radio Show. I missed the program last week because the AMHL Photographer and I were out west.

Besides visiting family in Fort Fun, CO (elevation 4,984 feet) the vacation afforded me an opportunity for high altitude training. Driving north from my hometown, the AMHL Photographer and I passed deer and antelope along Highway 287 en route to our safehouse in Jackson, WY (elevation 6,209 feet).

There in the Teton valley, in the see-your-breath cold air, I watched magpies fly and listened to ravens caw as I stepped up my training.

As Tuesday AMHLlers snacked on donuts after their game, I took hockey-like strides and breathed deep through my nose. I walked up Budge Street, a 12% grade along West Gros Ventre Butte.

On Wednesday morning, I ventured on another hour-long expedition: I hoofed it to the local rink— home of the Jackson Hole Moose Hockey Club—and ascended into the cemetery in the shadow of Snow King Mountain (elevation 8,003 feet). That afternoon, the AMHL Photographer and I hiked into Cascade Canyon, along snow-packed trails, from Lake Jenny to Hidden Falls.

On Thursday morning, we drove from the land of Harrison Ford to the land of John Denver. After another rigorous ride on the hotel’s stationary bike, it was time to take my training to new heights.

West of Fort Collins, beyond Horsetooth Reservoir is Lory State Park. Atop “Buddy,” my dad’s Spanish Barb, Mr. Hockey led my sister-in-law (riding Shawnee) and I (on the steady steed Cimarron) along the two-mile East Valley Trail.

Passing below Arthur’s Rock and riding—intermittent walking, trotting, and loping—toward the base of Horsetooth Mountain, I was beginning to feel the collective effects of altitude and lactic acid build-up in my legs.

You try squeezing your thighs against an equine’s barrel for almost forty-five minutes. And at more than a mile high.

“Keep your heels down,” my father reminded me for about the tenth time.

“I can’t hear you,” I said. “My thighs are screaming.”

In another hour or so, my ultimate hockey workout was complete.

The soreness subsided just in time for my hockey game on Thursday. And now that I’ve had my first donut in three weeks (happy belated National Donut Day, by the way), and have listened to my favorite hockey show, it’s time to mount the exercise bike. Giddyup!

Monday, May 26, 2008

AMHL Training: Residual Volume

The AMHL Photographer and I have traveled west, back to Colorado to attend graduation ceremonies for two family members and then to Wyoming for a vacation within a vacation. We’ll we return to Massachusetts next weekend.

The bad news: I’ll miss my AMHL game on Thursday. Also, America may run on Dunkin’, but not if you’re in Fort Collins, Colorado.

The good news: My tender left foot, which blocked a slap shot last Thursday, has time to heal. Plus, I have the chance to train at high altitude to improve my stamina

Here’s the first of at least two pieces on pulmonary fitness.

Friday, May 23 2008
Fort Collins, CO
Altitude: 4,984 feet

Forty-six year-old defenseman Chris Chelios is a physical specimen. The oldest Red Wing is gunning for this third Stanley Cup Championship. He’s playing in his twenty-seventh season because he probably hasn’t eaten a donut since well before the Reagan administration and because he works out, even after games. I’m guessing he has a nutritionist and a trainer.

I have neither. But I do have Mrs. Alene Patterson in my corner. As I work on my blueberry pancake and scrambled egg substitute at the Egg and I restaurant this morning, I notice my high school Anatomy and Physiology teacher—1985 winner of the Olmsted Prize for Excellence in Secondary School Teaching—and her family sitting at a table five feet away from the one my wife, father, and I share.

I give “Mrs. P.” a big hug, and then we reminisce about the Framingham Heart Study, alveoli, and residual volume—all of which she taught me almost thirty years ago.

“I have good residual volume,” I say to Mrs. P., now nine years into retirement and looking fantastic, before I leave Fort Collins’s breakfast hot spot.

I at least had a lot of extra oxygen in my lungs after maximal exhalation. Now I’m not so sure.

I’ve never smoked, and I get regular exercise besides hockey. Yet, on Thursday mornings, I’m winded easily. I take short shifts not only because that’s what the pros do, but also because I tire more quickly than I used to. Back in high school (think Reagan administration, first term)—when Mrs. P. had us perform pulmonary function tests—I’m pretty sure all that work with the spirometer proved my vital signs were stellar.

Now, I eat better than I did back then (except on weekends when Dunkin’ Donuts beckons). I even like broccoli and no longer add sugar to my orange juice. I perform yoga, lift light weights, and dance like nobody is watching more often than you’d care to know. Yet it’s not enough. I need more prolonged and frequent aerobic activity.

I’m going to work on that, I tell myself.


Saturday morning, I get out of bed at 6:30 a.m. and then walk to the exercise room. I log twenty minutes with my heart rate above 150, maxing out at 161. I’m dripping with sweat after 7.2 miles.


Sunday morning, I spend the better part of half an hour spinning, my heart rate between 150–160, maxing out at close to 170. I don’t own a spirometer, but I know that I’m either going to die or my respiration is improving.

After a shower, I’m at the Egg and I again. Oatmeal instead of a giant pancake to accompany the fake eggs.

I’m still no Chris Chelios, but I bet Mrs. P. is proud of me.

Part II: Back in the Saddle

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Fort Fun and Massachusetts Memories

Dunkin’ Donuts. Gone. My hometown, Fort Collins, CO, was not the same as I had remembered it. This past weekend, my wife and I (along with our friend Brian, from Milton, MA) returned to the Choice City, an hour north of Denver. I didn’t belly up to the donut bar, sitting on the round swiveled stools where we used to order Munchkins and donuts. I didn’t sit in the booth where we had almost applauded when my baby brother Dennis first learned to sip from a straw. I couldn’t look through the windowed shop front that my brother Chris had treated as a drive-thru, nearly bringing down the house that Fred “Time to Make the Donuts” had built, because the donut establishment had folded up—several years ago.

The hockey team of my youth, the Colorado Rockies, split town more than twenty years ago, turning into Devils almost overnight. But the memories of driving to Denver with my dad and brothers, cheering for Barry Beck and Randy Pierce at McNichols Arena, will last a lifetime.

Despite the inevitable changes, Fort Collins will always be my hometown because that’s where my family is, and I can always go home.

Home, to watch Colorado Eagles hockey games. The Central Hockey League is two rungs below the NHL, but the Eagles games also offer another opportunity to spend time with my family. This weekend, we enjoyed the game on ice and the peripheral sights and sounds: the fan wearing his blue, red, and yellow Eagle jersey, dancing to John Denver’s “Thank God I’m a Country Boy” and reconnecting with a former teammate whom I hadn’t seen in at least ten years. John Scott didn’t look a day older than when he was my teammate on EPIC ice.

Thank God for the Edora Pool and Ice Center, for which my dad had tirelessly lobbied and which is still standing. In 1985, building an ice rink to serve 20,000 Colorado State University students and some 80,000 regular residents was considered absurd by some, a dream by others—like my brothers and my mom and dad.

My dad and I walked into EPIC this weekend, saying hi to familiar faces like Paul Thibert, who has helped make EPIC into what it is today: a first class recreation facility that now sports not one but two rinks. The original rink is still there, the one where my dad and brothers played for the love of hockey, sponsored by my father’s business: Fort Collins Muffler.

EPIC now has a bubble hockey game. My dad watched me play my buddy Brian, who now lives in Marsh Vegas, (Marshfield) MA. I beat the South Shore visitor like a dusty rug. A new tradition started and savored.

The new traditions blended with the old at Bisetti’s Italian Restaurant in Old Town, Fort Collins, where my family has celebrated special occasions for years. Brothers and their wives and kids, a mother-in-law, a niece, Dad—adopted Brian last weekend as we feasted on chicken parm that would rival any North End establishment.

You can go home again. It may me different, but old memories don’t die easily, and new traditions are right around the corner.

At the same time, I’m also glad to be back—at home—here in Massachusetts. A decade or two ago, I wouldn’t have thought I’d say that, but here I am. I’m loving the AMHL, our Saturday trips to Dunkin’ Donuts, and the NHL Bruins—no matter how many leads they blow or shootouts they lose.

Family in Fort Fun and Massachusetts memories in the making: I wouldn’t have it any other way.